Do Not Move a Mountain

Do not move a mountain
In order to be with me
I'm not worth such a backache
This, I am sure, you see.

My love is calm and deep as the ocean
with the inviolable faith of the sea -
But if it gets any calmer or deeper
A complete flatline it will be!

Sometimes your texts are a flood
At others their drought parches the soul -
Your consistent inconsistency
Defies a well-defined goal.

In a city of 25 million people
What a miracle that we did meet!
There are moments when I do wonder
How we achieved such a feat!

But do not move a mountain
Certainly not to be with me -
Definitely not worth a herniated disc
Or the backache that comes free!

And besides, I am available.
As you know, on the phone -
So pick up yours, dammit!
Let me hear your special ringtone!